Yet another LOLmagnetz review came my way last night, this time from technabob. But what really needs to be brought to your attention is this article discovered by a devoted member of the breadpig army: Gloucester bristles as feral porkers run amok.
Not only is that one of the best headlines ever, it's an article about roughly one hundred feral swine that are threatening our very existence. Don't take these porcine warriors seriously? Lawrence Herrighty of the state Division of Fish and Wildlife does.
"They are a threat to wildlife, agriculture and landowners," Herrighty said. "They have to be eradicated."
After years of subjugation, these once-oppressed swine are fighting back.
A freed pig becomes leaner, meaner, hairier and hostile
Wouldn't you be?
Well, supporters of the breadpig needn't fear our future pig overlords. There will be a special place for us when the revolution comes; our families and livelihoods will be protected. All because we believed in the breadpig.