This turned up in the breadpig snail mailbox recently. I wasn't going to publicize it and let the terrorists win, but Chris (maker of LOLmagnetz.com) persuaded me otherwise.
It seemed innocuous enough, except for those threatening ellipses in the turn address field...
And the "supposedly" (wtf?).
Inside was a greeting card. I didn't care for the way that ominous black cat and LOLcaption were staring at me.
Ah-ha! It's Moonpig! Breadpig's arch nemesis. If you're reading this, Moonpig (and I know you are, for your all-seeing disembodied-head-in-space-helmet/ship is paying close attention to our hero) consider your challenge accepted. The breadpig is calling you out.
On the bright side, this letter did give me a chance to test out the anti-arch-nemesis-device I got for Yule last year.
