Breadpig Blog: Purveyor & Publisher of All Things Geek — Band Updates

This shit just got serious. Now the DOJ wants a piece of breadpig. If you're not familiar with the breadpig band, educate yourself and return to this post - we won't hold it against you. A breadpig ally at Harmonix (they make our instruments) named Matt kindly brought this to our attention in early March. We would have brought this to your attention sooner, breadpig loyalists, but we needed our legal experts to analyze this before we proceeded. This ruling makes "the Court" seem rather out of touch -- as if they hadn't downloaded our debut album When Will Then...

Surprisingly, the breadpig was slow to report on this one. This is not a poor reflection of the breadpig, rather, a demonstration that we, his mortal army, are indeed fallible. As we strive to be more like the breadpig, enjoy this tweet from fellow breadpigger, Chrysaora, who witnessed the students of Harvard University "pulling a breadpig" in Harvard Yard. Proof that our art can inspire even the brightest and among the highest tuition-paying students in the world. The breadpig band has arrived. And thanks to breadpig ally, Jeff Atwood, combined with an upcoming reunion show in Las Vegas, we're expecting...

Breadpig is always looking to report on the next great innovation in the world of Rock Band (or am I thinking of Guitar Hero?). When we got word of the ultimate vocalist battlestation, we knew it wouldn't be long before it was getting blogged. Oh, and it gets better. The creator of the ultimate vocalist battlestation, Jeff Atwood, also does custom guitar faceplates. Not real guitars, mind you -- really awesome ones (the plastic-button-kind). The breadpig is going to commission a custom breadpig faceplate for the band to sign and then auction it on eBay. We'll donate all the profits...

The band went through a tumultuous year of ups and downs. Critics will debate this for years to come, but we believe our zenith was somewhere around our appearance on SpikeTV. We followed that studio performance with some shows in the city -- back with the people, our fans. Just a month earlier, the band had broken up. But there we were, back in top form, rocking out. And here are the pictures to prove it, taken by our band manager/PR guru and photographer, Mike Scrivener. View the entire collection. Video to come.

Lisa Kawata knows it. And now our band's hometown, Howard County (well, the county our hometown is in), now knows it, too. The breadpig rocks. Our "PR Guru" (not sarcasm-quotes, I'm quoting the following article) Mike Scrivener, scored us an article in the recent issue of Howard Magazine. Way to make HoCo. proud, guys.