"I feel like I can save the world when I'm wearing this shirt. It's as though a gaping void in my soul has been filled whenever I'm embraced by the 100% cotton of my breadpig tee."
-- Connor Dolan, Reston, VA, USA
"If we'd had the breadpig on our side in 1776, I wouldn't have needed to write that declaration -- just sent our winged hero over to wallop King George III."
-- Thomas Jefferson, Charlottesville, VA, USA