Breadpig Blog: Purveyor & Publisher of All Things Geek — Defending the Swine

Paramount canned my screenplay for Breadpig: The Movie for this? I'm appalled. Hollywood has no taste -- true art is never appreciated during its time anyway.

This supposed "breadpig" doesn't have bread wings, nor is it a pig, but it does have a blog. I found this false breadpig through a foodie blog from a blogger in Singapore. The "lady iron chef" has some fancy food photos, and makes this disingenuous claim: The Bread Pig Journey You are always welcome at ladyironchef. Whatever written herein are my genuine feelings about my food adventure, expressed in words that may be subjected to my personal distortion or bias. I support any quest for food, Ms. ladyironchef, but I know breadpig, and you are no breadpig. Stay vigilant, breadpig...

Maybe it's tradition. Maybe it's our commitment to keeping the music authentic. Whatever it is, we're never going to abandon acoustic like Bob Dylan and these sellouts. They're called the Guitar Zeros and maybe we can still find room on our tour for them to open...

Thanks to some help from Coheed And Cambria, G4 proves that mastering drums on expert in Rock Band actually prepares you for a life as a real drummer. But for all of their success, Coheed And Cambria still isn't breadpig. We're talking with the folks behind Rock Band about getting some of our latest tracks online as downloadable content. I'd like to see someone try to match our vocals on expert.

After submitting our first video to CollegeHumor, we'd hoped it'd be selected for public showing. In what we can only assume is an anti-breadpig bias, it was limited to "Local" viewing, which basically equates to premiering the Beatles Tonight Show appearance on the local public access channel. It's not the first resistance we've encountered on our journey of rock, but it only motivates us to rock harder.