Breadpig Blog: Purveyor & Publisher of All Things Geek — Defending the Swine

This turned up in the breadpig snail mailbox recently. I wasn't going to publicize it and let the terrorists win, but Chris (maker of LOLmagnetz.com) persuaded me otherwise. It seemed innocuous enough, except for those threatening ellipses in the turn address field... And the "supposedly" (wtf?). Inside was a greeting card. I didn't care for the way that ominous black cat and LOLcaption were staring at me. Ah-ha! It's Moonpig! Breadpig's arch nemesis. If you're reading this, Moonpig (and I know you are, for your all-seeing disembodied-head-in-space-helmet/ship is paying close attention to our hero) consider your challenge accepted. The breadpig...

Yet another LOLmagnetz review came my way last night, this time from technabob. But what really needs to be brought to your attention is this article discovered by a devoted member of the breadpig army: Gloucester bristles as feral porkers run amok. Not only is that one of the best headlines ever, it's an article about roughly one hundred feral swine that are threatening our very existence. Don't take these porcine warriors seriously? Lawrence Herrighty of the state Division of Fish and Wildlife does. "They are a threat to wildlife, agriculture and landowners," Herrighty said. "They have to be eradicated."...

A redditor and breadpig supporter, alerted me to this. Apparently someone across the pond has bastardized breadpig and created a "moonpig" to front a greeting card website (read: not unHolidayCards). Here's an ad they're currently running on televisions across the UK. If any of you have more information regarding this abomination, please let me know. Though, this does remind me that breadpig could use a theme song. Just something with significantly less suck than Moonpig.

I've only recently been alerted to this VH1 breadpig-clone called "Rock Band Band." This displeases the breadpig, although it's flattered by the imitation.

Where's the justice? The band featured in this video opened for us, like, three years ago. And they still cower in the shadow of the mighty breadpig. Don't be fooled, if it weren't for a lingering contract issue we had, it'd be Brian Femiano rocking out on the guitar solo.