Breadpig Blog: Purveyor & Publisher of All Things Geek — Sightings

Breadpig Sighted - In German! Go Brotschwein, go.

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Avid breadpig supporter and fantastic founder of hypemachine, Anthony Volodkin, rocked the brown breadpig tee to a photoshoot in a German an Austrian magazine. The headline instructs you to "Go, whither the music takes you." The obvious subtext here is that you should be downloading the breadpig band's hit album from iTunes. The breadpig still has no clue how it managed that one, even being a super hero. If you aren't already using TheHypeMachine, you're probably not very hip to music. If you are a laggard when it comes to the dopest jams, look no further than Anthony's creation. And...

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Good day, Internet

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this is an album cover

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Who Is Keyser Soze? LOLmagnetz Will Tell You

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Looks like LOLmagnetz have invaded some innocent officeworker's cubicle. The result is a question that has haunted many for years. Who is Keyser Soze? LOLmagnetz might have a hunch... see the twitpic original

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New LOLmagnetz Model-Cat

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Our first model-cat, Roslyn, was an exceptional feline (with an exceptional owner). So for version II of LOLmagnetz, the bar was set quite high. Fortunately, Matilda didn't let us down. Hopefully all this publicity won't go to her head, but we've heard she has always been quite the diva. Let us know what you think of the new model-cat. We'll work out a more formal process to discover the next edition's covermodel. We've got more felines to make famous.

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Compelling Review Of LOLmagnetz (Or, How To Instantly Become The Office God)

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Brian Ho is a man who knows how to have a good time. Furthermore, he's a man who knows how to help his office have a good time. All while adhering to even the strictest corporate guidelines prohibiting at-work alcohol consumption. The secret is LOLmagnetz. And with one kit, Brian turned his cubicle into the greatest wall in the office -- a greater wall than even that one in China. And today, my prediction started to come true as myself and some co-workers started creating (several inappropriate) phrases periodically throughout the day. We took it a level up when we...

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