Breadpig Blog: Purveyor & Publisher of All Things Geek

Finally a site that nails the "everything under $29.99" crowd. LOLcat fans will be in heaven with the LOLmagnetz. Real world LOLcats incoming! The set includes no less than 384 words which should be more than enough, since LOLspeak doesn’t have a large vocabulary anyway. “I can has” + noun can get you out of any tight spot. Unfortunately, cats and magnets don’t go together well (damn non-metallic animals), so the best approach will involve photos. But a family cat, a camera, a printer, a fridge and a pack of LOLMagnetz can ensure months of fun. Until the new internet...

The band went through a tumultuous year of ups and downs. Critics will debate this for years to come, but we believe our zenith was somewhere around our appearance on SpikeTV. We followed that studio performance with some shows in the city -- back with the people, our fans. Just a month earlier, the band had broken up. But there we were, back in top form, rocking out. And here are the pictures to prove it, taken by our band manager/PR guru and photographer, Mike Scrivener. View the entire collection. Video to come.

Well done, breadpig legion! When we reported LOLmagnetz on Amazon, they were ranked a lowly #5966 in all of Amazon.com's Home & Garden category. Now look at what a difference 48 hours can make. I trust we're solidly number one in refrigerator magnets again. Your days of reigning supreme in Home & Garden are numbered, Oster 4207 Electric Wine Opener!

Part of the breadpig manifesto is an indifference to what the "cool kids" are doing. That's just one of the luxuries of being a superhero pig with bread wings. Nonetheless, when TheCoolCrowd.net praises LOLmagnetz, we're happy to give them a trotter up. Since they’re magnetic, you can use them to hold pictures of cats and other equally cute animals in place on the fridge and other metal surfaces while outfitting them with appropriate captions. With a little forethought and some creativity, you can have your own LOLcat ensemble prominently displayed across your home ready to remind you of how much...

They're sold via ThinkGeek, but having LOLmagnetz on Amazon is still a thrill. When I took that screenshot yesterday, LOLmagnetz were comfortably sitting at the number one spot. Too comfortably. Look at where that hubris has left us 24 hours later. This is a task for the breadpig legions; put the breaded swine back in its rightful place -- let's not settle for #1 of "Refrigerator magnets." At the time of this writing, we're only 5,965 spots from #1 of all Kitchen & Dining. Watch out, Elf on a Shelf. You're going down.